Dancer, model, actress, gentlewoman and scholar. Amateur taxidermist and avid accordion player. Enjoy my ceaseless recommendations of things I find amusing/ entertaining/ worthwhile of your time and mine.Tumblr (3.0; @agnesbsquare)http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://quixon.tumblr.com/post/49172033939/hey-yall-its-me-b-with-blue-ivy-just-hanging">quixon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out</em></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3f6ea73af813dabc9222d37a5bf97b24/tumblr_inline_mm0ku5WMcN1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><em>Y’all cmere</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bb626ca236f4cc623ecfc135dec0382f/tumblr_inline_mm0kviFXKC1qz4rgp.png"/></em></p> <p><em>Come closer</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3972b6e29846bc768873d06ecff80bc0/tumblr_inline_mm0kwh1qKb1qz4rgp.png"/></em></p> <p><em>Lemme holla at y’all a second</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b6c05850022914d752060169cb23193c/tumblr_inline_mm0kx4XePG1qz4rgp.png"/></em></p> <p><em>Y’all want this damn baby?</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3eac9b89aa35e5e3830d9c68556b2057/tumblr_inline_mm0kytRM1Z1qz4rgp.png"/></em></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/51072120752http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/51072120752Wed, 22 May 2013 10:00:03 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c678dfe1d4808f020983a1b4b7f28ac/tumblr_mkpdz00GPD1r3t765o1_500.gif"/><br/> THE BEST PART OF HAVING A SON: GARAGE GUNFIGHTS!<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3b71e5774d107c7489bdb5902784eb8/tumblr_mkpdz00GPD1r3t765o2_500.gif"/><br/> THE BEST PART OF HAVING A DAUGHTER: HAIR STYLIN' TIME!<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f7ec263d67c0f3d97a5efe8c81cdb212/tumblr_mkpdz00GPD1r3t765o3_500.gif"/><br/> THE BEST PART OF HAVING A BABY: NEWBORN SMELL!!<br/><br/> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anthonyholden.tumblr.com/post/47061649036/dudes-and-dudettes-sorry-for-the-radio-silence">anthonyholden</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Dudes and Dudettes,</p> <p>Sorry for the radio silence. I’ve been at home with my family spending some quality time with OUR NEW BABY!! I’m back at work now, but I did get to take a couple of weeks of paternity leave which was amazing. You guys, if you haven’t had a baby you should definitely give it a try. I mean after you get married, that is. Let’s not get carried away here. Anyway, babies are seriously the BEST.</p> <p>Things at home are super busy these days, but I’ll try to check in with new doodles when I can. Until then be good, everyone!</p> </blockquote>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50997994599http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50997994599Tue, 21 May 2013 12:00:16 -0500this is awesomegifs for future reference<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd39dd3e90d10a941e859c12f6c8e7d3/tumblr_mmpag3WgBl1ruon9mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mcbrayers.tumblr.com/post/50284568715/yet-another-unrealistic-expectation-for-women">mcbrayers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>yet another unrealistic expectation for women</p> </blockquote>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50991675383http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50991675383Tue, 21 May 2013 10:00:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6127be93012ad9d51cd0e1c29704320d/tumblr_mf00csd7Qf1qfufjwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jasbeaw.tumblr.com/post/46079254448/what-do-you-mean-vets-office-you-said-we-were">jasbeaw</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!</em></p> </blockquote>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50942034610http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50942034610Mon, 20 May 2013 18:00:12 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f43da6019be5e4093465e25377b467eb/tumblr_mlz2iwfBbi1qcrvpvo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe3bec3fe2ac73f81b2b7dea2dfadde3/tumblr_mlz2iwfBbi1qcrvpvo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6bc1d455638502ec49adb36db3e81117/tumblr_mlz2iwfBbi1qcrvpvo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e6aeb4e249c5fa0af6e4aff8321cdf21/tumblr_mlz2iwfBbi1qcrvpvo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/590d26231bd062670e945903637fbb41/tumblr_mlz2iwfBbi1qcrvpvo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/809107f37dc1c04a3a40ed0bf4f51309/tumblr_mlz2iwfBbi1qcrvpvo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3018963efb0ce52cf41e7a52918b22f8/tumblr_mlz2iwfBbi1qcrvpvo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1238bfaf3bb0385ef93ce57950f980fc/tumblr_mlz2iwfBbi1qcrvpvo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c4a0403f0613ae3bf1279ad4cb30b96/tumblr_mlz2iwfBbi1qcrvpvo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><a href="http://wiigipedia.tumblr.com/tagged/rkwm"><strong>Random Kristen Wiig SNL Moments:</strong></a> Real Housewives of Disney</small></p> <p><em><small>“Here comes midnight, bitch!”</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50932620509http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50932620509Mon, 20 May 2013 16:00:11 -0500gifs for future reference<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99xgxcQnp1qb75qco1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99xgxcQnp1qb75qco2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99xgxcQnp1qb75qco3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99xgxcQnp1qb75qco4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99xgxcQnp1qb75qco5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99xgxcQnp1qb75qco6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christinefriar.com/post/50681388098/no-one-will-ever-be-as-bone-marrow-level-funny-to">christinefriar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>No one will ever be as bone marrow-level funny to me as Maya Rudolph.</p> </blockquote>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50923644124http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50923644124Mon, 20 May 2013 14:00:04 -0500my mom's logic: if i don't remember it, it didn't happenhttp://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50916275970http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50916275970Mon, 20 May 2013 12:00:04 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ad09a808e62b25df6af554811ec068d/tumblr_mmeiju23Rl1sn45xdo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lizlizlovely.tumblr.com/post/49833371428/me">lizlizlovely</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me</p> </blockquote>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50909670164http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50909670164Mon, 20 May 2013 10:00:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9daadf9092eb094e685f78850aea2255/tumblr_mmz0jlENqK1qzupj0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bookshelfporn.com/post/50693846048/tsundoku-the-japanese-word-for-buying-books">bookshelfporn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>‘tsundoku’ - the Japanese word for buying books & not reading them, leaving them to pile up.</span></p> </blockquote>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50876238946http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50876238946Sun, 19 May 2013 21:36:09 -0500true storyfor future reference<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/994aba8ef3e3db4737cecc7dd5d9fa30/tumblr_mmyw2affob1rx3w60o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f0a01e40d87cb78e309b8221f5b05513/tumblr_mmyw2affob1rx3w60o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsalwayssunnyinasgard.tumblr.com/post/50687455258/i-doodled-a-thing-x">itsalwayssunnyinasgard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I doodled a thing. [<a href="https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/298856970180505600">x</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50756847691http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50756847691Sat, 18 May 2013 16:00:17 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lifeinsmallpresspublishing.tumblr.com/post/47204704620/what-i-restrain-myself-from-saying-to-people-all-damn">lifeinsmallpresspublishing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lifenpublishing.com/post/47204085569/what-i-restrain-myself-from-saying-to-people-all-damn">lifeinpublishing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a177adbc8558ec1fa3717a27a8640b4/tumblr_mkp7ej58hJ1ql5yr7o1_400.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my God.  This is the most truthful thing I’ve ever fucking seen.  It is shocking how much of my job consists of doing/asking people to do their jobs.</p> </blockquote> <p>this is like half of my coworkers</p>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50654485100http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50654485100Fri, 17 May 2013 10:00:01 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lifeinsmallpresspublishing.tumblr.com/post/47626291403/what-happens-when-i-legitimately-fuck-up">lifeinsmallpresspublishing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lifenpublishing.com/post/47623878879/what-happens-when-i-legitimately-fuck-up">lifeinpublishing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>First, the realization:</p> <p><a href="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18chxfo4nsbmfgif/original.gif"><img alt="image" height="202" src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18chxfo4nsbmfgif/original.gif" width="360"/></a></p> <p>Then, denial.</p> <p><img alt="image" height="240" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9f5f2b6e99e03696e60a58a0c97d3688/tumblr_inline_mfdzmbHbz41ru2wgw.gif" width="500"/></p> <p>Panic.</p> <p><img alt="image" height="282" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma6cl3oPYt1r5r6hh.gif" width="500"/></p> <p>Shame.</p> <p><img alt="image" height="225" src="http://media.tumblr.com/11806fc02100d0d3f5f6505799cb9c15/tumblr_inline_mim9jn5ZQS1qz4rgp.gif" width="300"/></p> <p>Sadness.</p> <p><img alt="image" height="220" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luzzvuEIPO1qm54sb.gif" width="300"/></p> <p>Learning.</p> <p><img alt="image" height="254" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/88907aa84bac5fe97f4787b650418854/tumblr_mk5ivzbtDw1s713j2o1_500.gif" width="500"/></p> <p>Moving on.</p> <p><img alt="image" height="196" src="http://celebquote.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Batman-Begins-GIF-10.gif" width="469"/></p> <p>Fin.</p> <p><img alt="image" height="157" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5u43g0itz1roh79ro1_400.gif" width="290"/></p> <p>(Submission from <a href="http://specialedition87.tumblr.com/">SpecialEdition87</a>, thanks!)</p> </blockquote> <p>Amen. Just own it. No one likes an asshole that blames other people when they fuck up.</p> </blockquote>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50608409115http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50608409115Thu, 16 May 2013 18:00:22 -0500gifs for future reference<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lifeinsmallpresspublishing.tumblr.com/post/48129963331/when-our-publicity-meeting-heads-south">lifeinsmallpresspublishing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/53414ebb703ca498e2d01041d3dc35ed/tumblr_inline_mj9oba9GHr1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>when <em>any</em> meeting goes south</p>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50599723037http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50599723037Thu, 16 May 2013 16:00:17 -0500gifs for future reference<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lifeinsmallpresspublishing.tumblr.com/post/48200456454/when-my-co-worker-needs-to-chill-the-fuck-out">lifeinsmallpresspublishing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a70bef2d903a7bbc644075027b77cbca/tumblr_inline_mj9oyr5P5r1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50591704978http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50591704978Thu, 16 May 2013 14:00:22 -0500gifs for future reference<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/88a8fd8a19231d327997a800e7f79d25/tumblr_mkv5qo3ZXb1qa0fi0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6bf99f879157dce0409b1df7d0e104be/tumblr_mkv5qo3ZXb1qa0fi0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/11a1af4b84d4e30f0c3a286fd13bc145/tumblr_mkv5qo3ZXb1qa0fi0o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50585075855http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50585075855Thu, 16 May 2013 12:00:03 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d2txcaa41r41hdjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mister-comedy.tumblr.com/post/28876142728/party-in-aisle-15">mister-comedy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>party in aisle 15</p> </blockquote>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50579146270http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50579146270Thu, 16 May 2013 10:00:07 -0500scured<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dbbdfa93b1f7d09a74307a5f75d78b26/tumblr_mklxmvDRLE1qbabvao1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e4d757493bcf59461525c17bd2790d82/tumblr_mklxmvDRLE1qbabvao2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50530625522http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50530625522Wed, 15 May 2013 18:00:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2fee47b99f16ae8c9cd9d047043adea6/tumblr_mm7gehkwGL1rx2roro1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ebbf829ff7020cb910f04097ad56b6e/tumblr_mm7gehkwGL1rx2roro2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/089434889bda2b75df95e88300386524/tumblr_mm7gehkwGL1rx2roro7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4bb2ee69e35e9fc36b0770a205fe108d/tumblr_mm7gehkwGL1rx2roro3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76e8aed8bafa815fbb47ca372d33f4eb/tumblr_mm7gehkwGL1rx2roro8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/698f8864bc14cc4c1ee0b60c8ccadc41/tumblr_mm7gehkwGL1rx2roro4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/efe86a402fe30f5d7f6d4a354868e1b9/tumblr_mm7gehkwGL1rx2roro5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/53455341102f299111bc980822f7ff44/tumblr_mm7gehkwGL1rx2roro6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart.tumblr.com/post/49503824219/yang-you-are-my-spirit-animal">sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Yang you are my spirit animal, </p> </blockquote>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50519373856http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50519373856Wed, 15 May 2013 16:00:28 -0500spirit animalkindred spirit<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7yu71wTlz1qeu6ilo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahhistorycrushes.tumblr.com/post/28344913461/the-woman-who-made-your-wifi-working-hedy">fuckyeahhistorycrushes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>The woman who made your Wifi working.</p> <p>Hedy Lamarr was an Austrian-born American actress. Max Reinhardt called her the “most beautiful woman in Europe” due to her “strikingly dark exotic looks”.</p> <p>Mathematically talented, Lamarr came up with an early technique for spread spectrum communications and frequency hopping, necessary for wireless communication from the pre-computer age to the present day.</p> </div> </blockquote>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50511000716http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50511000716Wed, 15 May 2013 14:00:04 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/30bcf56456179519b404d68cc2c34b1c/tumblr_mm81iqjjpQ1qbg3ylo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50504377948http://agnesbsquare.tumblr.com/post/50504377948Wed, 15 May 2013 12:00:08 -0500