One of my favorite Golden Girls exchanges is about...
Blanche: What would you say at my eulogy?
Dorothy: I guess I'd say you were a lovely, generous person. And one of the best friends I ever had.
Blanche: Nothing about my looks?
Dorothy: I'd say you were one of the prettiest friends I had.
Blanche: One of?
Dorothy: THE prettiest, Blanche. THE prettiest. What would you say about me?
Blanche: Dorothy, come on!
Dorothy: I told you, you can tell me!
Blanche: All right. Well, I would say…I always felt safe having you in the house. And I would say…I always enjoyed talking to you when I came home from one of my numerous dates. And I would say I always looked up to you like an older sister.
Dorothy: Thank you Blanche. Oh, and I forgot one thing. I would also say you were fat.
No one has ever asked to see my birth certificate — they know that this was the...– Mitt Romney, quoted by USA Today, while campaigning in Michigan (via bobbyfinger)
The New Furby Review: Absolute Horror →
Who Is It For? Children. Lonely children. Neglected children. The children of criminals. Evil babies. The senile. CIA black site prisoners. Skeletons. Hated cats. Madmen. Other robots. The hounds of hell.
California Law Would Ban "Gay Therapy" to "cure"... →
latinegrasexologist: A new law passed by both houses of the state legislature in California would ban all sexual orientation change effort (SOCE) treatment for minors. The law is expected to reach Governor Jerry Brown’s desk in a couple weeks to be signed or vetoed. SOCE treatments are intended to “cure” gay children of their attraction to members of their own sex. Legislation like this, the...
I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she...– Pablo Neruda (via lunelait)
sairobee: Theory: HBO’s current programming is full of gratuitous boobs because it spent its entire network allowance of penis on Oz.
The Normal Heart (2014): Bomer plays a New York Times style reporter who falls...– “It becomes the story of unconditional love in a romantic relationship under fire,” he [Matt Bomer] says. “I have never felt a responsibility to get a role right more than this. We want (the movie) to be unflinchingly truthful.” (Read more here.)
not language but a map: rainydays-andmondays:my... →
gyzym: rainydays-andmondays: my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready TOP TEN REASONS I AM AS SATISFIED (OR MORE SATISFIED!) WITH MY MICROWAVE AS I HAVE EVER BEEN WITH ANY MAN: 1. If you put a frozen burrito inside of…
Because you believe something is wrong, doesn’t mean you make it illegal.– Brian Brown, President of the National Organization for Marriage on why divorce should be legal, while accidentally crushing his own argument against gay marriage. (via)
Ryan on abortion exceptions: "Rape is just another... →
justinspoliticalcorner: Vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan says that he personally believes that rape is just another “method of conception” and not an excuse to allow abortions. During an interview with WJHL this week, Ryan was asked his view about Rep. Todd Akin, who recently asserted that women could not get pregnant from “legitimate rape.” “Specifically where you stand when it comes to...
Frodo Baggins looked at the ring. The ring was round. It was a good ring.– —Lord of the Rings, if written by Ernest Hemingway. (via theparisreview) They left out the best part (IMO): “The hole at the heart of the ring was also round. The hole was clean and pure. The hole at the heart of the ring had an emptiness in it that made Frodo Baggins remember the big skies of the...
oh-you-better-run: plenilune: In 1585, the townspeople of Annecy, Savoy, France, became alarmed over an apple that gave out a “great and confused noise.” Believing it to be full of demons, they pushed the apple into a river. i do not have anything to add to this tbh #‘a great and confused noise’ #THIS APPLE IS FULL OF DEMONS #how many demons fit in an apple???#‘they’? ‘pushed’? HOW MANY...
THE SOCIAL NETWORK, directed by David Fincher (2010) “I don’t have anything to say about this scene, other than I can’t believe I’m in the same movie as it.” - Jesse Eisenberg
On my show ‘Community’, a new script supervisor saw me on set and pulled me...– Yvette Nicole Brown, Essence Magazine (September 2012)