20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
justnithya: A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale. 1. Don’t have sex. Seriously Abstinence is key. 2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day. I don’t care how good he says his weed is he is cuckoo bananas and he wants you dead. 3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered. There are...
plasticprince: just watch it omfg
I was kind of a downer at the zoo today.
[After we've all watched the otters frolic and jump and swim and play with each other for like five minutes]
Me: It's a good thing they like each other.
My friends: [No comments, but they look at me as if to say, "Go on."]
Me: Ya know, like. They're the only other organism the other has to interact with. Forever. It's like, this pond and this grass and this one other otter. So it's a good thing they're playing and having fun, cause it'd suck to be in there thinking, "Ugh, THIS asshole," all day long, ya know? Like, if one was really rude or something. Really intolerable.
tylercoates: You gotta follow up when you’re courting someone. It’s like applying for a job. A BLOW JOB, right? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
I’m really afraid to feel happy, because it never lasts.– Andy Warhol (via fashionablecats)
convincingindie: “Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn’t make you feel good kick them to the curb and the earlier you start in your life the better. The minute anybody makes you feel weird and non included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it.” —Amy Poehler (via annicka:abloodymess:coronagraminea:toomanypeacocks)