Don’t let him fool you. Garland is 100% against male feminists. Under all circumstances. Every now and again I get this weird e-mail that’s like, “Sady. Tiger Beatdown is not living up to its feminist potential. WE HAVE TO EXPEL THE D00DZ!” And I’m like “Garland?” And he’s like, “ARE YOU LISTENING TO MY NEW REVOLUTIONARY PLAN FOR IMPROVING FEMINISM. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY LIKING D00DZ?????” And I’m like, “Garland.” And he’s like, “TRAITOR. THERE WILL BE NO FEMINISM UNTIL WE COMMIT TO HATING D00DZ.” It’s weird.
Anyway, at the end of the exchange I get a gift basket of first edition Mary Daly and a Backstreet Boys poster with “TRAITOR” written on AJ’s forehead in ominous red marker, so it all works out well.
“Ricky will not be invited back to host the show next year, for sure. For sure any movie he makes he can forget about getting nominated. He humiliated the organization last night and went too far with several celebrities whose representatives have already called to complain.”—