American Aquarium Drinker: I had a meeting with a... →
I had a meeting with a potential new agent the other day, and as I was catching her up on some of the stuff I’ve been doing- the standup, the variety show, the Forty, the book, the pilot, etc.- she interrupted me. “WAIT. Do you know what you have to go in for?” “What?” “Byron Allen…
If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE...– Kurt Vonnegut (via gnomechomsky, fuckyeahkurtvonnegut, andrewmcclain) (via obliviousunction) (via bygrabtharshammer)
and they manage to get in some cuteness too
Reid: I'm looking forward to seeing New York.
Morgan: Reid, you've never been to New York?
Reid: We've never had an UnSub there.
Hotch: You might want to talk to Reid about taking some vacation time.
Gideon: What's vacation time?
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I hate the way the new Facebook app tells you when you last checked for updates. Or as I think of it, the frighteningly short span of time in which you forgot you checked Facebook only to remember and then realize you just checked it an hour ago and nothing new is there. It’s like Memento-scale depressing. Which is in and of itself even more so depressing because it’s just effing...
Incidentally, although I love Obama, I hope my reaction would have been as...– From Gawker.tv’s interview with Michael Ian Black about his kind of having lost his shit over the weekend. Amen, brother. (via daveholmes)
After Mexico’s Supreme Court ruled that same-sex marriages performed in Mexico...– Catholic Values: Same-Sex Love Worse than Brutal Murders (via garlandgrey)
24 Things You Might Be Saying Wrong →
obliviousunction: obsessionful: I was debating posting this, but then I saw they mentioned that ‘effect’ can be a verb and ‘affect’ can be a noun. MY HEART SINGS OH MY FUCKING GOD so many of my grammatical pet peeves are addressed here, including “brother-in-laws” when it is supposed to be “brothers-in-law,” “try to” (not “try and”), the utter misuse of “mano a mano,” and especially “could...
You can’t legally stop people from obeying the law.– 3 Reasons the “Ground Zero Mosque” Debate Makes No Sense | Cracked.com Cracked.com is now making more logical sense than one of the two major political parties of the United States. (via spytap, soupsoup, think4yourself, obsessionful) (via obliviousunction)
isabelthespy: fuckyeahmashups: Immuzikation -...
Killings of homeless people have risen to their highest level in a decade, with...– Killings of Homeless at 43 in 2009, Highest Level in Decade - NYTimes.com (via abbyjean) We had a homeless patient who’d been found being beaten by a group of guys with bats.
Dear Citizens of Illinois,
sexartandpolitics: moxielicious: Are you uninsured and have a pre-existing condition? TODAY, the enrollment in the Illinois Pre-Existing Condition Insurance Plan (IPXP) begins! Benefits kick in on September 1, 2010. You NEED TO SIGN UP! Only 4,000-6,000 people will qualify. If you have been uninsured for up to 6 months and have ANY pre-existing condition you are eligible. THe plan offers...