May 2009
7 Behaviors That Automatically Make You A Badass
frogcynic:
A carefully considered list.
1. Eating An Apple With A Knife While Resting Your Foot On A Crate
May be performed while wearing military fatigues.
2. Walking Away From A Large Thing As It Is Exploding Without Turning Back To Look At It
May be performed wearing sunglasses, or alternatively putting them on in slow motion.
3. Claiming Words That Refer To Abstract Concepts Such As...
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